"Young Pilgrams"

when i was young.

i thought i would grow up to be a cowgirl.

i made it a point to tell people i was a tom boy, whatever that meant.

i was a die hard "7th Heaven" fan.

whenever i heard the word "sexy" i cringed, cause it was such a bad word.

i was all about drinking Sprite.
i was a master blanket fort designer.

summers were all about the pool, Otter Pops and those little ice cream cups with the weird wooden spoons.

i hated wearing girl clothes, i'd always try to sneak off to school in my brothers clothes.

i never saw the fun in dolls and barbies.

i had a box full of school supplies and i'd force my little sisters to be my students. i was a good teacher.

times tables were my specialty.

the Space Center was the best thing that ever happened to me.

Big Bird scared me and i told people Barney was stupid, even though i loved him.

i watched The Little Mermaid ten times a day.

i praised my Pokemon card collection.
Doug, Patty and Skeeter.

i only wanted to play rec soccer for the treat at the end.

when we would do crafts in school i would purposely get glue all over my desktop and let it dry, just so i could scrape it off with my sizzors when i got bored.

at Grandma's house i would catch all the horney lizards, they spit blood. i thought it was cool.

i had a rock collection.

i irish danced. and i'd practice my dances under my desk during class.

mom got mad at me a lot for my bad posture and told me i should have better posture like Clari Gann.

the mile run at school killed me. we'd all come back to class gagging.
oh, and i was real cute...

that was the life.

if you can tell me who sings "Young Pilgrams" without looking it up i'll get you into the pool free. a once in a lifetime oppertunity.

obviously.