either she's an evil, emotionless, miserable human being, or... she's a robot.

Newman: sometimes he says stuff that deserves to be written.

"if there's no more panda bears,

i'm pretty sure i'm still gonna wake up tomorrow."

that man is funnney.

plus he's obsessed with that wife of his.

and what girl doesn't love that.

while in the modern Buy More, (Best Buy), the other day i was sure expecting Chuck or Morgan to turn the corner.

oh Chuck.

also while in IKEA the other day, i saw a chinese man in a bathroom.

literally.

"darling. i don't know how to tell you this, but...there's a chinese family in our bathroom."