HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGAN!

tis our MP's big eighteen today.

lovely, lovely girl.

beautiful.blonde.lean.soccer playin.babe.

what would we do without our Megan? we don't know.

she brings us to her house for lunch. she laughs with us. she is so attractive. she is amazingly amazing at soccer. she hangs out with us. she drives a red bug that she paid for mostly, so cool. she is a happy child. she watches movies with us. she is our friend. she was born ten days after Carrie. she has always been a light in our lives. she used to play for Orange Crush with me, she was the best. she makes funny faces and we laugh. she understands us. she is dating the Keetch. she also doesn't believe in PDA. she wears beautiful clothes. she is so chill. she is so tight. she is smart and kind and loving. she goes to Special Ed Mutual, at least she used to and i always thought it was cool of her. she is a very, very fast sprinter. if she were an animal she would be a squirrel. her inner animal is a squirrel. she also has very white teeth. she has more colors of nail polish than walmart ever knew, this is not a joke. she is beautiful. she is cute. she makes great sammiches. she thinks we're funny when everyone else thinks we're weird, a good feature. skateboard. her heart is large.

and so much more.

and we love her.

thank you for being alive Mag Palm.

Happy Birthday!