Brock, ensuring patron safety.

the things you see from chair two.

Brock Moon. sitting on chair five, you watch as he glances over his left shoulder. does a double take because he notices some seagulls picking at a plastic box of nachos on a table. he yells at them, they don't flinch. he shrugs and continues to scan his area. a minute later he looks again and the seagulls are still eating away. a little girl notices the seagulls and starts to walk over to the table, the seagull prepares itself to make launch. Brock notices, and whistles at the seagull. yes, Brock whistled at a seagull. the seagull takes flight.

good one Brock.

and due to our newly formed frienship on facebook, i was able to snag this photo out of Brock's album filled entirely with pictures of his beloved house.

hello Brock's toilet.

creepy? yes.

we enjoy Brock.

america. america. this is america.

Happy Fourth of July.
yesterday.
the 4th of July is the second best holiday.

when you wake up on the fourth, you can tell it's a holiday. a goodun. it's got a special feel to it.

good memories.

like that time when Jordan King threw a sparkler into the field across the street, and caught it on fire.

or when the Young's had that big neighborhood party.

or the time my cousin slobbered all over my bunny.

and that year Kelsi and i got all tricked out for the occasion, ribbons and all.

or when i was at the Dixie soccer camp, and missed out on the celebrations. but i did get to hear Diana Chudleigh ask "wait, how do you makeout anyway?"

or the year my family stopped going to the high school to watch the fireworks cause "we could see them just as well from our front yard." my gag. so i went to my room to pout, and missed the fireworks alltogether.

and all the food. oh the food. food food food. homemade ice cream, it's a tradition.

or that one year when my old dog Obi went crazy and trampled all the little children.

and the year we did maintanance at the pool and had to clean all the fireworks out of it.

and this year, when we did the fire dance in our front yard.

scary, scary eyes. sorry.

fire is fun. America is great.

"fire dance! fire dance!"

i love the fourth.

skateboard.

Teddy Geiger, is so good looking.

he's turned Aladdin into reality.

i always did have a crush on Aladdin.

well said.

"I heard that if you sneak into the new Twilight movie and blast Justine Bieber, the combination inpregnates everyone."

-Tom Call

girly camp.

seeing as this was my last year of gee camp i had to make it the best, obviously.
i came pretty dang close.
i decided to stop being a brat and try to like the girls in my ward....and guess what? i love them.
alls i know is i haven't laughed that hard in a very long time.

love stories were told by the leaders.
the word BANANA was over used.
robyn backflips.
cloud formations.
rustling pads.
dancing on the tables.
i dropped my toothbrush on the mens bathroom floor. sick.
and i had a serious spiritual uplift that i totally needed.

...now bring on that righteous priest.

typical pg lifeguard inservice.

vanessa: "if patrons are giving us crap about you guys, we'll stick up for you. we love you."

hayden: "and we love you..."

mack: "wait, what?"

marcos: "hey katie, how was making out with antonio?"

katie: "good."

jenna: "am i holding you tight enough?"

sidney: "oh yes, very tight."

mack: "i don't understand."

katie: "by now you should know how to put the tube's strap on."

spencer: "oh, i know how to take it off."

jade: "jenna, you're done."

jenna: "heck yeah! suckers!"

hayden: "jenna. welcome to the wall."

vanessa: "we are going to be competing in this year's lifeguard games."

i don't remember who, probably mack: "what are the games, like tag?"

everyone: makes fun.

spencer: "vanessa don't get in the hot tub, you'll bake your baby."

vanessa: "everyone needs to stand up on their stand when there is a save."

scott and mandi: "and remember to sit back down jenna."

katie: "please don't dive off your stand when you have a save."

everyone: "MATT."

jo: "i'm a black bear."

SYTYCD

alright. i love So You Think You Can Dance.

it's the only good thing on TV besides the World Cup and Gilmore Girls.
i've been a faithful fan of it since season two.

last night Alex and Twitch did the coolest dance EVER. my sister and i watched it seven times before we even listened to what the judges had to say.

go watch it here.
favorites this season: Lauren, Alex and Kent.

if i could do anything other than soccer i would dance, i wouldn't be on drill team or anything, but dancing looks so fun. and hard.

maybe in another life.